List of Best Simpsons Quotes
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This is a ranking list of simpsons quotes. Only top dozen Best Simpsons Quotes, according to different criteria, are presented. The ranking is in particular based on the number of occurences of each simpsons quote in web pages, news, pictures and people votes in corresponding context.
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Overall popularity| Rank | Score | | Item
 | | 1. | 90 |  | Why Do Things That Only Happen to stupid People Keep Happening to Me? | | 2. | 78 | | Why Do People Run from Me? | | 3. | 56 | | He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That | | 4. | 48 | | I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman | | 5. | 44 | | Save Me Jebus! | | 6. | 40 | | Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers | | 7. | 35 | | "Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." | | 8. | 30 | | Lisa, Vampires Are Make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos | | 9. | 28 | | If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. | | 10. | 24 | | "The Fingers You Have Used to dial Are Too Fat. to obtain a Special Dialing Wand, Please Mash the Keypad with Your Palm Now." | | 11. | 24 | | "Children Are the Future. Today Belongs to Me!" | | 12. | 18 | | "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" |
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Voting popularity| Score | | Item | | 35 | | "Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." | | 26 | | "The Fingers You Have Used to dial Are Too Fat. to obtain a Special Dialing Wand, Please Mash the Keypad with Your Palm Now." | | 12 | | "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" | | 6 | | "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" | | 6 | | Why Do Things That Only Happen to stupid People Keep Happening to Me? | | 6 | | I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman | | 5 | | Homer to billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your Gloomy, Depressing Music, My Children No Longer Hope for the Future I Can Not Afford to give Them." | | 4 | | He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That | | 4 | | If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. | | 4 | | "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" | | 4 | | Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers | | 3 | | Save Me Jebus! |
| Popularity on the Web| Score | | Item | | 273034 | | Why Do People Run from Me? | | 69199 | | Why Do Things That Only Happen to stupid People Keep Happening to Me? | | 8847 | | He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That | | 2116 | | Save Me Jebus! | | 614 | | Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers | | 397 | | I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman | | 116 | | Lisa, Vampires Are Make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos | | 88 | | If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. | | 47 | | "Children Are the Future. Today Belongs to Me!" | | 9 | | "Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." | | 6 | | "That's Homer Simpson, Sir" | | 5 | | "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" |
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